Toronto's best/only gay ole opry presents:
NIGHT OF 1000 DOLLYS
A tribute the world's greatest drag queen.
Presided by the Reverend Hightower
Doors at 9:00, Service for the Church of Dolly 11:00
A DOLLY LOOK-ALIKE CONTEST
Fay Slift witnessing Dolly's Lez-Erection!
ManChyna making you Kingdom-Cum
The Pining pulling you close to their bosoms
Igby Izzard delivering sacrament on a platter
DJ's Joe Blow and Sigourney Beaver playing Dolly, Dolly, Dolly and god fearing country and western.
Dress code: Dolly realness, rhinestone couture, bolo chic