A Different Sort of XXXMas Pageant

They just can't keep these presents under the tree 'til Christmas. These aren't the kind of undies your dear old Gran got you, no it's Toronto's Rebel Burlesque troupe, Skin Tight Outta Sight, inviting you to witness the unwrapping of some highly explosive packages! Let us give you a peek at this year's Christmas Wish List:

1. Foxy Finale! Bend her, shape her, any way you want her. She can high kick you out of house and home!

2. Some of that combustible hot sauce, with a dash of Sass & Abuse, Honey B. Hind. A five-alarm figure indeed!

3. Gimme that sweetest sugarcoated treasure chest. I want a box of Coco La Crème. The bonbon that bites back!

4. Introducing Birthday Botox Tanya Cheex. Who needs a dream home when you have boobies bigger than Barbie, and your surgeon on speed dial?

5. Ready for action, no mission is impossible for our host, the mysterious artist known as "SMB." Tonight he will be "Sir Jarvis Lansdowne." He comes with tofu grip and his pants drop on command! All right!

Also starring Sauci Calla Horra, Mena von Fleisch,St. Stella, James & The Giant Pasty, Aviva The Mirage and Gigi LaBouche! With bar top burlesque and live jazz by Big Rude Jake and The Jump Devils. Improv burlesque with special guests TBA to live band!

Celebrate Christmas New Orleans style at intimate Toronto night spot, The Painted Lady.

WHEN? Tuesday, December 18th, 2012

Doors open at 8 pm; show time at 9 pm

WHERE? The Painted Lady (218 Ossington Ave), Toronto

COVER? $12 only for burlesque show, live music and some Xmas mingling with Toronto's punk pin-up beauties!

Screw naughty and nice! Pass the Egg Nog, this pageant is gonna get ugly- in the most glamorous sort of way!

Batteries not included!

www.skintightouttasight.com