"You won't be calling me inadequate when there's a giant cannon on my arm."

When Joe loses everything that made him feel like a real man, there's only one thing left to do: compensate. He can't quite afford the luxury car, but there is one thing that might do the trick. One thing that will never wither, grow flaccid, or die. That thing is a cannon arm.

Yeah, you heard right. Joe's getting a cannon arm.