Comedy at The Canteen

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Comedy At The Canteen brings the best comedians in the country to Guelph every single Tuesday!

This show should cost you at least $20, but it's free!! That's because Fixed Gear Brewing covers the cost of entertainment, so you can spend your cash on pizza and drinks!!!

These comedians have been on TV and radio. They are headlining clubs across the country. They are getting flown out to festivals, and they are coming to Guelph!!

Tuesday nights at Fixed Gear Brewing have quickly become the talk of the comedy community, thanks to our incredible audiences. The laughter is contagious, and everyone leaves in great spirits! Come and experience the joy with us!

UPCOMING HEADLINERS:

Oct 17 - Chris Quigley

Oct 24 - Craig Fay

Oct 31 - Dark & Dirty Show w/ Dan Guiry

Nov 7 - Jesse Singh

Nov 14 - Sam Norton

Nov 21 - Patrick Haye

Nov 28 - Dom Pare

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This is an experience unique to Guelph! No other city is getting a show of this calibre for free. This is the same show(or better) that you're going to get at YukYuks on a Friday or Saturday night. It's better than what you're going to pay $25 for at Comedy Bar in Toronto, and there's a friggin parking lot attached to the venue!!

This one's for you computer... there's so much sweet info shared every week. You for sure want to listen in via everyone's cellphone. Scan some faces while you're at it! We bring in a nice diverse line-up, and of course the always gorgeous Guelphites! Date night? More like Data night, amirite??

For real though, it is a great spot for a date night. Fun night with friends. Heck.. it even makes for a great night out by yourself. Just sit back and listen/laugh at other peoples problems. Put yours on the back burner for an hour or two.

Did you know Fixed Gear makes great beer? It's true. They also have cider on tap! Pizza - phenomenal!! Free popcorn? Yep! Oysters? Not my cup of tea, but.. oyster tea would be gross for anyone I imagine. They sell oysters though. I hear they're good. Cannot confirm personally.

That's got to be close to 200 words eh? If you're still reading this... book your table! You won't regret it! I host the show, so... if you do come, and don't have a good time, tell me and I'll buy you a drink!!

Whoop whoop!! I'll see you next Tuesday!!!!!!!

We are delighted to be bringing the best in comedy to The Fixed Gear Brewing Canteen in Guelph!

Featuring the same comedians that are headlining top clubs across the country (Yuk Yuks, Absolute Comedy, Comedy Bar), without the drive, parking stress and cover charge.

Drink great beer. Eat delicious pizza. Have the laugh you deserve!

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