Picture this: You have the fun idea to take an art class at 4 Cats. What a cool thing! So you sign up. But when you get there, you realize that your eyes are not nearly what they used to be, so the whole proportion of the apples in the fruit bowl is off. When you try to fix it, the oil paint smears and the apples start to look like bleeding grapes, so you try to fix it again with a few more swear words and before you know it it's 10pm and you're sobbing on the floor in fetal position while setting fire to every circle-like scribble you ever made in your agenda because IF YOU CAN'T MAKE GOOD ART YOU'RE A LOSER AND YOU CAN'T BE A LOSER YOU JUST CAN'T BE WHY COULDN'T MY MOTHER EVER SHOW LOVE DO I EVEN BELONG ON THIS EARTH????

Or something.

THE ANXIETY SHOW is variety-style storytelling, standup, and variety-style comedy. Each episode features booked comedians and open mic participants (THAT'S YOU!) sharing on a different mental health trigger. Because better out than in! RIGHT?! So if it's gonna suck, it might as well suck with others.

Our shows sell out, so nab your ticket early! This edition features:

Stephanie Morin-Robert
The Fictionals Improv
Sarah Stupar
Elisha Tatiana
more acts to be announced...

... And YOU!!

Show at 8pm sharp, but get there early and order some grub. And hey while you're at it, sign up for that sweet sweet open mic.

Tickets are by donation. Got $20? Pay $20. Got $3000? Pay $3000. Got 50 cents? Keep it and come anyway. We love you!

*10% of proceeds go to Crisis Centre BC

**We wish to acknowledge this is taking place on the traditional and unceded Aboriginal territories of the Squamish, Musqueam, and Tsleil-Waututh First Nations.

The Anxiety Show is dedicated to the memory of Haigan Day.