SPONGEBOB: ADULTS ONLY Eastside Sisters DRAG MUSICAL

🧽💦🌈 ARE YOU READY, ADULT KIDS?!
Because we’re dragging Bikini Bottom straight to the gutter for the most unhinged, super naughty, adults only, drag musical parody of Spongebob Squarepants EVER unleashed upon Commercial Drive!!! 🐠🔥😈

March 13 • 10PM • THE LEGION ON COMMERCIAL DRIVE
🏚️✨ Cheap drinks. Cheap jokes. Expensive trauma.
🍺 Beers are literally 5.50 and so are our morals (nonexistent).

🎟️ Tickets start at ONLY 10 dollars
🦆 EARLY BIRD TICKETS: $10

🎟️ ADVANCE TICKETS: $15

🚪 DOOR TICKETS: $20

This underwater dumpster fire is brought to you by the ORIGINAL drag–musical divas:
🍌 Banana Delvey — part-time menace, full-time icon
🎃 Miss October — your new favourite problem

Together they’ve assembled the funniest, wildest, most totally chaotic cast of kings, queens, and… kings again (we doubled the kings for drama). 👑🫧💋

🔥 NO BALLADS
💥 NO BORING NUMBERS
🚫 NO WHOLESOME FAMILY MOMENTS
Just back-to-back BANGERS and nothing but BAD B*TCH ENERGY until the Legion begs us to leave. 💃🧽🍑

And YES — this fever dream is brought to you by the Eastside Sisters, the absolute superstars who WON Second Best Drag Show in the Entire City this year for literally this exact show. 🏆👯‍♀️
We’re not changing a thing. We’re just making it LOUDER.

Expect Bikini Bottom like you’ve NEVER seen it:
🧽 Spongebob is tired, horny, and ready for violence
⭐ Patrick has no thoughts and too much glitter
🌊 Squidward is over it (but also serving)
🐚 Sandy’s doing science she definitely shouldn’t
🦑 Plankton’s plotting something illegal again

And YOU’RE invited to witness the aquatic chaos LIVE.

This is more than a show.
It’s a SHIPWRECK.
A SEAQUAKE.
A NAUGHTY NAUTICAL NIGHTMARE. 🌊💥😈

ONLY at THE EASTSIDE SISTERS SHOW!!!!!
🧽🔥💋 Be there or be a sad little land creature.