The Baltimorons

On Christmas Eve, Cliff, a down-on-his luck comedian who can't catch a break, chips a tooth, and suddenly finds himself in the late-night care of Didi, a sharp-witted, no-nonsense dentist. What should have been a quick fix unfolds into an unforgettable night of unexpected twists, comic mishaps, and a brewing heartfelt connection. Their holiday misadventures lead to the discovery that the best gifts aren't under the tree--they're the ones you never saw coming.

R (Language); 1 hr 39 mins. Rated 94% & 84% on Rotten Tomatoes.

Sunday, December 14, 2025 * Doors Open: 2:30 PM * Showtime: 3:00 PM

No early entry allowed - doors open 30 minutes before showtime, sharp!

Presented with subtitles for the hearing impaired.

Admission $10.00/person. Advance ticketing through Eventbrite.

The Legion bar is open for non-alcoholic drinks, beer & wine. Concession is available with a variety of candy treats and popcorn. Remember to pre-order a Lover Board Charcuterie Box to snack on during the movie. And don’t forget we always have freshly brewed (and complimentary) French Press Coffee!