The Do-Re-Mi of Austrian Wines

They’re hard to say but anyway the wines they make are good
From Steiermark to Burgenland to the quarter named for wood
And underneath the mountains the vineyards proudly stood
It was a major wine producing country

There was a major scandal but the quality’s improved
For their misuse of chemistry, some scoundrels were removed
They put in regulations so their wines could be approved
They’ve changed perceptions of their wine’s quality

There are some vineyards in the capital
To keep their Heurigen full

How do you taste a wine that’s from Austria?
Grüner Veltliner’s hard to put in verse!
German words are common in Austria
Like Beerenauslese
For Prädikatsweine
And worse
Join us at Metro Liquor tonight to learn and taste about the wines of Austria, no singing required!