Saturn Return Survival Guide

Learn what your Saturn Return is, why it's significant, and how you can manage it

Saturn is now in Aries, which means that you might have just entered your Saturn Return.

The Saturn Return is a huge trial of maturity and destiny. Your first Saturn Return happens somewhere between ages 27-31, and is your final step into full adulthood in astrology. Your second Saturn Return (around ages 56-60) is your next step into maturity and your next phase of those. Some of us also have a third Saturn Return as we sage at the ages of 84-90.

This is a powerful transit for crystalizing the plan for your life. It can also feel like a downpour of struggle and responsibility. When you know astrology, you can predict how long the troubles will last, get the best outcome, and set yourself up for the next 30 years of life.

Saturn was in Aries from May 24, 2025 - Sep 1, 2025. This was your first window into the story of your Saturn Return.

Saturn is in Aries again from Feb 13, 2026 - Apr 12, 2028... two more years to rework reality.

In this workshop, we will cover:
- The mythology and meaning of Saturn in astrology
- Interpreting the Saturn placement in your birth chart
- The astronomy of planetary cycles
- How to use Saturn transits to your magical advantage

Come prepared with a notebook, pen, and your birth information (date, time, location) so we can put your chart up on the big screen as an example.
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Newer to astrology? Need a refresher? Just want to nerd out for an hour longer? Come an hour early, show up at 10:30am!

Add-on the Astrology Essentials workshop for only $15.

At the essentials workshop, we will cover:
- Meanings of the planets
- Meanings of the signs
- Meanings of the houses
- Meanings of the aspects
- Overview of the symbols and glyphs

It also includes:
- A low pressure experiential learning opportunity: Read your first birth chart!

This workshop will set you up to enjoy the main workshop, and make friends along the way.

HOUSEKEEPING

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