Regularly hosting and headlining at comedy clubs throughout Australia and internationally, Jez Watts has featured at 60+ festivals worldwide, and is currently touring his 10th standup hour.

In 2025 he released his first full-length comedy special and album “White-Rice Supreme”. This is available to watch on YouTube right now.

Wildly energetic, charming and engaging, Jez tells punchline-driven true stories from a life lived all over the world. Drawing from his time as a former soldier, neuroscientist, husband and drug enthusiast, Jez also trades in sexually-explicit and revealing confessional stories about his 13-year ongoing relationship with an animal-mad veterinarian whom he loves very much.

Tour support for Sam Tallent (Running The Light), Duncan Trussell (Adventure Time), James Donald Forbes McCann (Netflix), Brian Posehn (Netflix), He Huang (Australia's Got Talent, Thank God You’re Here) and loads more, Jez is also an in-demand MC for corporate events and weddings, has nearly finished getting his celebrant’s license, and is an occasional producer-for-hire.

★★★★½ ‘The blend of dark, satirical and proper naughty comedy does wonders to bolster his drug-fuelled and sexual encounter stories fittingly, leaving you on the edge of your seat as more outrageous details spill out.’ Fringefeed

★★★★½ Perth Happenings

★★★★ 'Watts is a standout' The Music

”Refreshingly hilarious” Theatreview NZ

Top 10 Jokes Edinburgh Fringe The Guardian UK

Sold out shows in Edinburgh UK, New Zealand, Melbourne, Sydney, Perth, Adelaide, Brisbane, Darwin, Cairns & more.